Monday, March 16, 2015

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Pandora is a Tempting Seductress!

Pandora is a tempting seductress!

She starts off the morning bright, playful and full of soul with Van Morrison’s Brown Eyed Girl.

Then she settles easily under the covers with a live version of "A Pirate Looks at Forty" with Jimmy Buffet and Jack Johnson.

But she's not done.  She reminds you, not that she needs to, that her algorithm is smart, full, luscious and in no way shallow with Bob Marley’s "Buffalo Soldier".

Then she ramps up the energy using all her skills and knowledge to pamper you with the not-so-guilty pleasure of Lynyrd Skynyrd’s "Sweet Home Alabama".

If that wasn't enough she changes speed to wind you down with the images of sun and beaches and days on the sand. She reminds you that all good things will eventually come to an end with Zac Brown’s "Toes".

Then…..all of a sudden…..Pandora jumps up, grabs a bucket of ice water and laughs at your vulnerability as she dumps a gallon of Jason Aldean’s Take A Little Ride?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?


WTH Pandora.  You frigid Slut!

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